Year 3
Pathological Anatomy 1 & 2
Why did the pathologist bring a mirror to the autopsy?
To reflect on the situation.
Pathological Physiology 1 & 2
Why did the microbiologist break up with the pathologist?
Because they couldn't agree on the etiology of their relationship!
Pharmacology 1
Why should you be quiet inside a pharmacy?
You might wake the sleeping pills.
Surgery - Propedeutics
Surgeon: "Okay, David, don't be nervous. It's just a small surgery"
Patient: "Um, my name isn't David."
Surgeon: "I know...I'm David."
